Kechak Bangor

"Minerva Margaret"

- on Kechak Bangor.

About
Kechak Bangor was the supreme commander of the Helman Army throughout the Helmanian Revolution. An incompetent and unqualified individual elevated to great stature solely through family connections, he is a prime example of the great northern nation's decay and corruption under the despotic leadership of Prime Minister Stessel Romanov.

Kechak was given his position some time after the coronation of Empress Sheila Helman in LP0002. Raised for the purpose of being a submissive figurehead, Sheila's becoming empress allowed Stessel to act more freely in shaping the country to achieve his desires than he had under the previous emperor, effectively appointing him as its true leader. Fearing the possibility of having his newfound power threatened, Stessel removed several influential people from office and filled their vacancies with replacements who were entirely deferential to him. Kechak, a relative of Stessel's, was one such substitute, and was granted command over the nation's entire armed forces on the condition that he obediently do everything that the Prime Minister asked of him.

As its new leader, Kechak quickly developed an extremely poor relationship with several high-ranking members of the Helman Army, who expressed frequent frustration with his ignorance in military management and abrasive personality. In recognition of his insufferable character and transparent status as a puppet to Stessel, he was given the nickname of "Piss Kechak" by his subordinates, which steadily spread in popularity across all of the army's branches.

In the year LP0003, rumors of a growing resistance movement against the government began to spread across Helman, causing several disillusioned soldiers to desert in the hope of joining it. Kechak received numerous reports relating to these incidents, but chose to pay them no mind due to believing concerning himself with the actions of individual soldiers to be beneath someone in his station.

During the events of Rance IX, Kechak received a report that the resistance movement, now titled the Helman Revolutionary Army, had seized control of the city of Laborie on the nation's southernmost edge. Fearing the punishment he would receive for allowing this newfound threat to emerge, he attempted to eliminate the Revolutionary Army before Stessel was made aware of it by commissioning a siege unit composed of 2,000 knights of the 1st and 5th armies, the country's most elite fighting forces, to attack it. These orders were challenged by Lelyukov Berkov and Rolex Gadras, the respective generals of the two armies, who considered it impractical to rely entirely on defensively-oriented knights for siege combat. Kechak disregarded these concerns and went through with launching the attack regardless, only for the generals’ concerns to be proven correct when the squad reached Laborie, where it was quickly forced to retreat due to the heavily-armored knights being incapable of scaling the large wall that surrounded the city.

Following the failed operation, Kechak was forced to reveal the existence of the Revolutionary Army to Stessel during a meeting between the Council of Eight. In an attempt to deflect the furious Stessel’s blame away from himself, Kechak claimed that the siege unit he had commissioned was intended to simply scout the enemy's numbers in preparation for a more concerted attack. While Stessel doubted this excuse, he nonetheless composed himself and told Kechak to call for the 2nd and 4th armies, whose respective territories bordered the western and eastern sides of Laborie, to launch a pincer attack on the Revolutionary Army.

A mere few days after the order to assault Laborie was given, the council received a message from Nero Chapet VII, the general of the 4th Army, informing them that he had been attacked by a mysterious group of warriors known as the Outlaws and was unable to take command of the soldiers he had sent in the direction of Laborie. While Kechak was outraged by Nero’s inability to subdue such a small number of enemies, Stessel maintained a cool head and recalled a report they had been given earlier about the Outlaws outmaneuvering the division of the City Guard stationed in the city of Volgo Z. Recognizing the potential risk that the Outlaws posed, Stessel instructed Kechak to send the 5th Army, which specialized in guerilla warfare and maneuverability, to intercept them.

Almost immediately after the 5th Army was sent out, a second report was presented to the council stating that the 2nd Army had become preoccupied by a sudden attack from a large swarm of Monsters along the border between Helman and the Monster Realm and could not move toward Laborie as a result. Frustrated, Stessel had Kechak call for Minerva Margaret, general of the 3rd Army, and commanded her to have half of her soldiers reinforce the city of Semitapo, which stood on the most direct path from Laborie to the capital city of Lang Bau, intending to defensively stall the enemy until the 2nd Army was free to take action.

Some time later, Kechak learned that the Outlaws had been in contact with the Kingdom of Leazas, which had served as a major rival to Helman throughout history. From this information, he immediately jumped to the assumption that the Outlaws had been sent by Leazas as a means of occupying Helman while it was in a state of civil unrest and hastily attempted a countermeasure. Going against Stessel’s previous instructions, he ordered the 5th Army to change its course from attacking the Outlaws to invading Leazas from its border along the Barao Mountains. Though Rolex was irritated by the abruptness of this command, he chose to consent to it and proceeded to lead his troops into the mountain range. Once at the borderline, the 5th Army was greeted by the Leazas Red Corps, the enemy country's strongest army, and engaged it in a brief skirmish. As he opposed the dangers of entering into a war so suddenly, Rolex elected to have his army retreat back into Helman after defeating Leila Grecni, who had been acting in the place of Rick Addison as general of the Red Corps while he covertly fought alongside the Outlaws, preventing either party from invading the other's nation.

After readjusting the 5th Army's orders, Kechak directed the 1st Army to destroy the Outlaws in its place. As he feared that Lelyukov, who had opposed him many times in the past, would choose to defect to the Revolutionary Army, he restricted the veteran general to using only 300 of his soldiers, planning to have the remaining thousands assist the 3rd Army in defending the capital. Lelyukov was conscious of this distrust, but loyally complied with the command regardless. Despite this, however, he chose to go against Kechak's instruction to station his men in the city of Pawn in preparation for the Outlaws, instead predicting that they would move toward Yankutsk after exiting the 4th Army's base in Cossack.

Shortly after Lelyukov made his exit from Lang Bau, Kechak was approached by Stessel, who revealed that he had received a report confirming Nero’s death at the hands of the Outlaws. When questioned about how such a small group could defeat an army in a fortified city like Cossack, Stessel stated that the Outlaws had utilized a mysterious floating fortress to pass through its defenses with ease. Additionally, Stessel confirmed that the section of the 4th Army sent in the direction of Laborie had gone against orders and moved into Sudori 13 to serve under Lieutenant General Cream Ganoblade, who had declared her loyalty to the Revolutionary Army. Infuriated, Kechak hastily commanded a section of the 1st Army that had remained at the capital to charge toward Sudori 13 and crush this new branch of the rebellion, only for it to have the opposite effect and result in thousands of the dispirited soldiers deciding to ally themselves with it.

Kechak later traveled to Yankutsk to confront Lelyukov after his soldiers had succeeded in outmaneuvering the Outlaws by trapping them inside of the city and forcing them to temporarily retreat to safety. Completely ignoring that he had incorrectly guessed that they would attack Pawn, Kechak exploded at Lelyukov for allowing the Outlaws to enter the city and letting them escape rather than destroy them as he had been ordered. Lelyukov admitted that he had intended to capture the Outlaws, but justified having them move inside of Yankutsk as a means of passively evaluating the capabilities of the floating fortress they had used to take Cossack. Kechak brushed this reasoning off as an excuse and commanded the general to only fight outside of the city, threatening to have him discharged if he did otherwise. Lelyukov surmised that Kechak had only asked him to do this out of spite for disobeying his previous instructions, but agreed to follow the new orders regardless.

The unreasonableness of Kechak's command resulted in Lelyukov’s division almost getting wiped out during its next encounter with the Outlaws. Out of disgust for Kechak's ineptitude, nearly half of the unit's 300 soldiers chose to desert to the Revolutionary Army rather than continue fighting in vain. For his part, Lelyukov chose to not join the revolution himself, instead resolving to give his life acting as a final wall for the revolution to overcome to prove that it had what it took to bring a new dawn onto Helman. After launching a final stand against the Outlaws at Twin Fort, a fortress neighboring Yankutsk, he was killed in battle, dying with the satisfaction of getting to see the strength of the country's future firsthand.

When word of Lelyujov's death reached the ears of the Council of Eight, a heavy air ran through their meeting chamber as they grappled with losing their most esteemed general. This shock and uncertainty soon transformed into anger directed at Kechak for his culpability in the incident. In an effort to curb Stessel’s rage, Kechak tried to spin the situation into a positive by reminding his fellow council members of Lelyukov’s past antagonism toward them and drawing attention to the fact that the vast majority of the 1st Army had remained unharmed, but was met with a tepid response. Stessel, anticipating that the loss of Lelyukov would galvanize many individuals throughout the military into joining the Revolutionary Army, elected to integrate the remaining 1st Army soldiers into the 3rd Army and have their combined numbers serve as a singular capital defense force, contacting Minerva to return to Lang Bau from Semitapo. With the Outlaws having now killed two of the Helman Army’s generals, Stessel assigned the entirety of the 5th Army the duty of eliminating them. In a preemptive attempt at motivating the unruly and insubordinate group, he also had Kechak outsource the aid of several high profile mercenary brigades from around the country to fight alongside them, hoping that the threat of competition would push them into carrying out their orders as they were told. The gambit proved to have the opposite effect, with Rolex finding having to rely on mercenaries to be cowardly and refusing to deploy any of his soldiers to defend Fort Solotoy, the location the Outlaws were expected to approach next, in protest; allowing it to be captured with relative ease. Thrown into a fit of panic and frustration at the 5th Army’s flagrant disobedience, Kechak was at a loss for finding a reliable means of subjugating the Outlaws, who had steadily begun to move toward Lang Bau. To his surprise, Stessel presented a drastic solution that involved sending someone impersonating Empress Sheila to Kulov, the final fortress standing between the Outlaws and the capital, with the aim of pressuring the 5th Army into fighting with every ounce of its strength to protect her. After this manipulative operation was agreed on, a second report arrived announcing that the section of the Revolutionary Army stationed in Sudori 13 had begun moving in the direction of Lang Bau, heightening the tension within the capital even further. With an all-out war now looking inevitable, Stessel instructed Kechak to have all of the 3rd Army reinforce Micrograd, the most defensively-oriented location on the Revolutionary Army’s warpath, and begin preparing for the enemy. As the battle for Kulov commenced, Kechak summoned Minerva to Lang Bau and demanded that she think of a way to defend the Great Northern Bridge, the only structure standing between Kulov and the capital, as a measure against the Outlaws. Minerva first proposed to simply detonate the bridge before the Outlaws were given the chance to cross it, but was immediately rejected by Gorbuff, the captain of the Helman Engineer Corps, who stated that the plans used to construct the bridge had been lost to time and that there would be no way to repair it once it had been destroyed. As the debate continued, a soldier rushed into the war room with the news that the 5th Army had abandoned Kulov before the fighting had started, allowing the Outlaws to capture the city with relative ease. Now terrified, Kechak instantly agreed with Minerva’s second suggestion to line the Great Northern Bridge with high stone walls to prevent the Outlaws’ floating fortress from being able to move across it. The plan was again rebuffed by Gorbuff, who explained that it would take several days just to prepare the stones necessary to construct a wall of such a height, only for Minerva to suggest using the gravestones of the Great Imperial Cemetery, which were already properly carved and close to the bridge’s location. Gorbuff, a proud member of an esteemed military family, was intensely offended by the idea, declaring it to be blasphemous to the people and history of Helman, and refused to allow it to happen. To cease his protests, Minerva ended his life with a swing of her axe, intimidating both Kechak and the vice captain of the Engineer Corps into obediently following through with the plan. While initial construction of the barricade along the Great Northern Bridge went smoothly, news that the 3rd Army had desecrated the Imperial Cemetery, the burial place of his beloved wife, caused Rolex to fully renounce the government and begin preparing to lead his troops in a revolt from within Micrograd. As Micrograd connected directly to Lang Bau through the Great Eastern Bridge, the impromptu rebellion posed an immediate threat to the empire, pressing Kechak into commanding Minerva to stop them. Additionally, the Outlaws unexpectedly chose to advance toward the Great Northern Bridge immediately after seizing Kulov, preventing the Engineer Corps from having sufficient time to complete the barrier. Through crafty tactics and the wanton sacrifice of the lives of several of her own soldiers, Minerva managed to effectively defend both fronts; near-totally wiping out the 5th Army at the Eastern Bridge while forcing the Outlaws to temporarily retreat at the Northern Bridge. By the time the Outlaws returned to the bridge for a second attack, the Engineer Corps had finished building a small fortress out of grave stones, which was able to keep all but three of the group’s members from passing through into the capital. Later at Lang Bau, Kechak received a letter from Convert Tax, the lieutenant general of the 2nd Army, and presented its contents before the rest of the council. Convert revealed that the unceasing monster attacks the 2nd Army had been distracted with had actually been caused by its general, Aristoles Calm, who had secretly been cooperating with the Revolutionary Army. After attempting to execute Aristoles for his treachery, Convert seized control over the 2nd Army and began moving it in the direction of the two major sites of the Revolutionary Army. News also arrived confirming the positive results of Minerva’s strategy for intercepting the Outlaws, further bolstering the council's confidence. With the only remaining means of entry into Lang Bau being the deadly tundras to its north, Stessel believed the Outlaws to have effectively been destroyed, and instructed Kechak to focus on defending Micrograd until the 2nd Army arrived to bring about a decisive victory against the rebels.

In a surprising turn of events, Cream, the leader of the division of the Revolutionary Army stationed in Sudori 13, maneuvered her troops toward the Great Southern Bridge to evade the approaching 2nd Army. As Kechak had called for all of the Third Army to station itself in Micrograd, there were no soldiers present in Semitapo to defend against Cream’s army, allowing it to close in on Lang Bau with minimal difficulty. His relief turned to terror once again, Kechak hastily commanded Minerva to destroy the invading rebels, only for her to inform him that it would take several hours to redeploy her army from Micrograd. In another shocking turn, the Great Gate, the last bastion that protected Lang Bau from intruders, was seized by the Outlaws, who braved the harrowing tundras to covertly enter the capital from the north, and raised to allow the Revolutionary Army entrance into the city. Once inside Lang Bau, the Revolutionary Army immediately moved to block the eastern entrance, preventing all but a small fraction of the Third Army from entering from Micrograd. In an instant, the war situation had been turned around completely, with Lang Bau now effectively serving as a cage that entrapped the nation’s leaders. With defeat now seeming inevitable, the council convened for a final strategy meeting. When asked to summarize the war situation, Kechak, facing the brunt of the blame for their circumstances, sheepishly revealed that the 2nd Army’s march had been delayed by the appearance of a decoy squad at Fort Pawn and would arrive at Lang Bau later than anticipated. In a hollow effort to remedy his associates’ fury, he assured them that the 2nd Army would defeat the Revolutionary Army in an instant and claimed that they would only have to wait a short while longer to be rescued. His claims were rejected by Stessel, who believed that the rebels would be able to reinforce the entrance to Lang Bau from Micrograd enough to bottleneck the 2nd Army and prevent it from effectively utilizing its size advantage. Unable to cope with the idea of losing, Stessel fell into a fit of rage, grief, and insanity and resolved to destroy all of Helman before it could be taken from him, storming out of the council chamber cackling hysterically. Kechak, completely oblivious to Stessel's intentions, was left dumbfounded and alone in seeking a means of defending the capital. Without Stessel to direct him, the panicking Kechak summoned Minerva and a few of her subordinates to the war room for the ostensible purpose of planning a counterattack against the Revolutionary Army. Rather than offer any kind of constructive input, however, he instead chose to rant at them like a frustrated child, claiming that it was their inability to effectively follow his orders that caused them to reach such a dire state, and screamed at Minerva to think of a way to stop the rebels. Minerva responded to Kechak with cold indifference, stating bluntly that the ineffectual leadership of the likes of him and Stessel had placed them in a position where defending Lang Bau was impossible. Kechak attempted to reprimand Minerva for her rudeness, only for her to tell him that she would save him from a death at the hands of the Revolutionary Army by ending his life herself and begin walking toward him with murderous intent, killing the other knights in the room when they moved in to stop her. Terrified for his life, Kechak hid in a corner and tried to bargain with Minerva by claiming that he would serve as her most loyal servant. When this did not work, he weakly asked if she was making a joke, which she answered by driving one of her axes through his skull, killing him in an instant.

Following Kechak's death, Minerva staged a coup within Lang Bau as the Revolutionary Army closed in on it, killing Stessel and all who supported him and declaring herself the new empress of Helman. Minerva was soon fought and defeated by the Outlaws before the 2nd Army was able to arrive. Raising the flag of the revolution from the top of Lang Bau, the hard-fought battle against Stessel's regime had been won at last, allowing the nation to begin the slow and steady process of reforming itself from ruin. Kechak's position as supreme commander of the armed forces was succeeded by Hubert Lipton, one of the leading members of the Revolutionary Army and the son of the legendary general Thoma Lipton. Completely opposite to Kechak's antagonistic impotence, Hubert won the respect and loyalty of soldiers from all standings through his relaxed, relatable, and reliable personality, and continued to command the army unwaveringly until the end of his long life.

Kechak's fate differs slightly in Tokugawa Sen's non-canonical ending route, where he elects to follow the maddened Stessel out of the council chamber before the siege of Lang Bau rather than remain within it. This action causes him to be present when Stessel is killed by Minerva, and fall silent with fear and shock as she proceeds to slaughter the remaining members of the council. As the last of the group standing, Kechak is offered by Minerva to serve under her while she coordinates a strategy to defend against the surrounding army, which he agrees to without hesitation. Due to his lack of strength or skill, Kechak is made to act as little more than an errand boy, relaying orders from Minerva to members of the 3rd Army when she can not speak to them herself.

During the Outlaws' final attack on Lang Bau, Kechak encounters Rance, the leader of the group, just as he charges into the capital from its main entrance. Surprised to see another person so suddenly, Rance swings his sword at Kechak on reflex and kills him immediately. After his death, Rance asks Patton Misnarge, the leader of the Revolutionary Army, who Kechak was, expressing excitement after learning he was the leader of the enemy army followed by disappointment after being told that he was merely a figurehead with no real power of his own. Kechak's body is promptly abandoned by the group as they proceed further into Lang Bau to defeat Minerva and truly end the war.

Abilities
As supreme commander he has direct control over Helman's army and military tactics. Despite this he lacks basic tactical skills and has no training. He is so pathetic even mediocre individuals like Bitch Golch and Nero Chapet VII are highly competent compared to him. He also has a very low Level Cap of 6, and his current level being only 4.

Trivia

 * He's one of the few characters with no skill levels whatsoever.
 * In the Rance IX popularity poll he was ranked 15th in the "Other Males" category. Peruelé noted that he was "weirdly popular".
 * He tied with M.M Rune for this spot.
 * Due to being Stessel's nephew, he was actually Sheila Helman's cousin. It is highly unlikely that he was aware of this, however.