Love me Tender

About
The Love me Tender is one of the strangest and most bizarre classes of Guy Monsters in the world, probably the weirdest of all.



In appearance, they look like strange beasts with no eyes, spider-like limbs and two horns. They are also noted for having two gigantic testicules to support their bodies. They also have a big mouth with sharp teeth and a tongue that shapes like a human fist. They are mostly blue in colour with some yellow marks. It has a pretty intimidating and scary appearance that would terrify most people and could even induce some to vomit.

Despite his horrendous looks, the Love me Tender is the very incarnation of love shaped into a monster. If he happened to see a Gal Monster eye to eye, he would misunderstand and believe that the poor Gal Monster has fallen in love with him. He then will immediately catch his new love and restrict her movements in order to loudly sing an endless amount of dreadful love songs. After he's done with that, he will then proceed to continuously make love with the Gal Monster until he has poured 10 liters of semen into her womb, which usually takes a long period of horrifying and atrocious intercourse. Such scenery is so hideous and gruesome, anyone would be traumatised for life if they happened to see it, and the intercourse is so brutal and savage most Gal Monsters end up dying in the process without getting pregnant. It is for this reason that the Love me Tender is actually an endagered species, since there are very few Gal Monsters capable of surviving copulation with the beast.