Anise Sawatari's Errand Girl Adventure

About
Anise Sawatari's Errand Girl Adventure (アニス・沢渡のおつかいアドベンチャー, anisu sawatari no o tsukai adobenchā) is a short gamebook featuring characters from Alicesoft's Rance Series included in the manual of the release edition of the game Kichikuou Rance. It places the player in control of the character Anise Sawatari as she is made to run errands for her master Chizuko Yamada, inadvertently causing trouble wherever she goes.

The story identifies itself as a parody and thus freely overlooks various setting and character details for the sake of entertainment. Due to this, it is not considered to be a canonical part of the Rance series.

Warning
This work is a parody of “Kichikuou Rance”. As such, the depictions of things like characters, magic, and geography differ slightly from the main story. Please complete the game at least once before proceeding.

How To Play

 * Prepare a writing utensil, notepaper, and a dice (six-sided).
 * Anise begins the game at LV56 with 3,000 GOLD.
 * It would be helpful to make your own character sheet (see below).
 * Read the text carefully and choose between the options given when prompted.

Following the instructions in a straightforward, ordinary manner will probably lead you to a straightforward, ordinary ending. Listen to your heart and run as wild as you please.

Making a Character Sheet
It could be fun to keep a character sheet during your adventure. Let’s try making one together:

START
Chizuko’s Tower, early afternoon…

Chizuko’s voice was loud as usual.

“Aaaaniiiise!! Aniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise!!”

“Hm… Lord Chizuko is calling for me. Yes, I’m coming!”

Anise dropped down coolly from her hiding place in the ceiling.

*pompf*

“Um... Lord Chizuko? Lord Chizukoooo?

“I’m underneath you, Anise!! Why did you come out from up there!?”

“Well, I thought it would make me seem cool and stealthy…”

“You’re just an errand girl, idiot! Act like one!!”

“U-um…”

Anise was given a shopping list and a tight-fisted punch.

“Then I’ll be taking my leave, Lord Chizuko.”

“Work hard. You won’t be getting dinner if you screw it up.”

…………

“Alright, I’ll head out to Main Street. What do I need to buy, again?”

On her way to the city, Anise took out her shopping list.

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Onions, Carrots, Meat, Potatoes; 15kg each

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(Oh, I see. So Lord Chizuko is making curry tonight…)

Anise trudged onward…

1
Main Street.

The shopping district stretches from north to south.

There is a road to the east and a road to the west.

Go south: 71

Go north: 52

Go east: 32

Go west: 33

Return to Chizuko’s Tower: 38

2
Nothing special happened.

You can continue normally.

Go north: 84

Go east: 7

Return to Main Street: 1

3
Suddenly, the sun was blocked out around where Anise was. A strange sound came from overhead.

*piko~n* *piko~n*

“What the heck is that!?”

Anise looked up at the sky. A silvery white disk was floating just above her head.

“Wow, it’s flying… What is it…?”

“Huhuhuhuhu… I’ve come to pick you up, mademoiselle.”

A weird guy (Mars the Great) appeared from within the flying saucer. He took out a raygun and pointed it at Anise.

“Come with me! Onward, into space!”

*piko~n*

A mysterious beam of light was fired out of the raygun and lifted Anise into the air!!

If you have the Horn: 67

If you do not have it: 68

4
“Don’t move, Lord Magic. There’s a mosquito on your face… Black Destruction Ray!”

“W-wait, hold on-!!”

*ka-boom*

Anise defeated Magic!

“Oh, there’s the lunchroom over there… I’ll go by myself, then. I’ll be borrowing a pot, Lord Magic.”

Anise bowed and left the scene. Magic remained sprawled out on the floor, surrounded by debris…

“Wh-... Wha- wha- what... What the…”

Increase your LV by 1.

Add the Crest of Rebellion and a Pot to your Inventory.

-->75

5
“Oh, but this dress…”

Chizuko’s hand stopped as she searched through the luggage. The vein on her forehead faded away.

“Well, you’ve at least got good taste in clothes, Anise… I like it, it’s nice. Mm? What’s the matter?”

“Yes, well, a lot of stuff happened… The weird alien guy was scary, but I did my best to take the dress home for you, Lord Chizuko.”

“Hmm… Well alright, I’ll take it. I suppose this outfit is enough to forgive you for today’s debacle.”

“Really, Lord Chizuko!? Oh, how generous…!”

“In any case, I’m going to visit the Maginot Line tomorrow. I need you to get everything on this list before then.”

*crinkle*

Anise stared at Chizuko with sparkling eyes as a new list was placed in her hand.

“Ugh, here we go again…”

“What are you complaining about!?”

“N-no, uh, nothing…!”

The adventures of the errand girl named Anise aren’t likely to end any time soon…

HAPPY END

6
“*sniff**sniff* Mmm, smells good… Hah~...”

*grooooooowl~*

Enticed by the delicious smells of the restaurant, Anise’s stomach began to growl.

“Breathing in the air here is making something strange happen in my stomach… Ah, some kind of poisonous gas!?”

“Huh!? U-um, miss-”

“It’s a trap! Snow Laser!”

*ka-boom*

Anise destroyed Sakura & Pasta without a trace.

Increase your LV by 1.

Add the Crest of Food to your Inventory.

-->71

7
The road continues east and west.

Go east: 61

Go west: 26

8
Butcher “Mulder Butcher Shop”.

“Hello, I’d like to buy some meat. Um, 15kg of cow, please.”

“Hi-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! It’s Anise! It’s Anise Sawatari!!

The butcher instantly pulls down his shutters.

Attack: 49

Go back: 71

9
“Lord Nagi, what are you- ah, my eyes!”

As soon as she approached Nagi, Anise felt a sharp burn in both of her eyes.

“Don’t interfere with my training, Anise.”

“Wha-, training…”

The large piles of white things were sliced onions. Nagi silently continued slicing onions without changing her expression.

“In order to become the most powerful mage, I must strengthen my tear glands. That is what this training is for. That is what my master ordered.”

“Um~... Lord Nagi, what will you do with all these onions after you finish training?”

“Eat them.”

“Well, you can’t eat all of them, can you…?”

“...No.”

“If you’d like, you could give me a pile.”

………

Nagi paused for a moment to think… then turned back to the cutting board on her lap.

“Alright, take some. And this as well.”

“Oh? Ah, yes, thank you.”

Anise received some onions and a crest and left Nagi’s Tower.

Add the Crest of Discipline and Onions to your Inventory.

-->26

10
Check your Inventory.

If you have the Crest of Food: 14

If you do not have it: 54

11
“What sort of stuff are you looking for today?”

“Well, onions, and carrots…”

“Haha, you’re a funny one, aren’t you? How about this carrot-colored miniskirt? I think blue would compliment you better, though… Oh, how about this one? It looks just right for you. You can try it on, if you’d like.”

“Huh…”

The saleswoman immediately picked out some clothes for Anise and offered to let her try them on.

Try them on: 69

Leave the store: 71

12
Event hall.

*dingdingding*

“Congraaaaatulations~!! Unfortunately, your prize is a tissue!”

“Wow, looks nice…”

A lottery was being held in the shopping district.

If you have a Lottery Ticket, you can use one to try it out.

Roll the dice.

If it lands on 1: 19

If it lands on 2: 47

If it lands on 3: 60

If it lands on 4, 5, or 6: 42

Go back: 52

13
“Mademoiselle… I have a favor to ask of you by command of the distant cosmos.”

“Distant cosmos? What is it?”

“Please place those shoes over there on my feet! Come!”

The weird guy (Mars the Great) stood on his toes in front of Anise like a flamenco dancer.

Put them on: 45

Attack: 81

Leave the store: 34

14
*woosh~*

A collapsed building was all that greeted Anise.

“Brr~, it’s windy.”

-->71

15
There, several soldiers in black armor were camping out. A large amount of vegetables were being chopped, seemingly in preparation for dinner.

“Oh, potatoes and carrots… Um, excuse me-”

Anise approached an old guy (Barres) who seemed to be the most important person there.

“Huh… This is no place for a civilian, young lady! Please return home at once!”

The old guy (Barres) began pushing Anise back in the direction she came from. He seemed taken aback by her wandering into a military facility.

“But… I can’t go home until I finish my errands. If I do, I’ll get scolded.”

“Oh my…!”

“That’s why I want to borrow some of the carrots and potatoes you have there.”

“Hm… Hmm~...”

The old guy (Barres) stroked the white hair on his chin and thought deeply to himself.

(For such a lightly-dressed girl to come all the way to a place like this just for potatoes and carrots… Perhaps she’s being abused at home? ...Mm, this poor girl! I pity her...!)

“Uh, excuse me? I need carrots…”

“Of course, of course! Take as much as you need, young lady! I, Black General Barres, shall take full responsibility!”

-->56

16
The road turned northward.

-->33

17
But Anise was helpless to do anything.

“You can’t come back until you’ve gotten everything!!”

*kerplunk*

Anise was thrown out of the tower.

“*sniff* But Lord Chizukoooo~! All the stores will be closed!!”

Who knows when Anise will be able to return to the tower…

BAD END

18
Anise arrived at the tower. She opened the heavy metal door and went inside.

“...Something’s wrong.”

Anise was suddenly filled with a strange sense of discomfort.

“Lord Chizuko’s tower isn’t this messy… And… What’s with that door? I’m sure there wasn’t anything like that there before…”

The sense of discomfort soon transformed into a sense of crisis.

“What on earth happened while I was gone…? Where’s Lord Chizuko…!?”

Driven by her ominous thoughts, Anise dashed up the stairs.

“This door is different…! And these stairs, they weren’t like this before! What the…!!!”

*ka-boom*

Anise ran toward the command room, destroying everything in her path she didn’t recognize.

“...I’m here…”

Anise opened the door to the command room, which looked slightly different.

-->74

19
“A brown ball came out.”

“2nd prize! Congraaaaaatulations~! Here, your prize!”

*thud*

The lottery person handed over a large pile of carrots and potatoes.

Add Carrots and Potatoes to your Inventory.

-->12

20
Just then, Anise looked around and saw…

“Hey, there’s a guy from the Zeth Army laying down over there.”

The two armies that had been fighting (a war) were the Zeth Army and the Leazas Army. The Zeth Army had been destroyed, leaving the Leazas Army as the apparent winners.

“What’s with this girl… barging in out of nowhere…”

“What do you think, should we take her with us?”

“Should be fine, right?”

“The king doesn’t care what we do as long as we bring him cute girls.”

“...? What’s with those guys in green?”

Anise was surrounded by Leazas soldiers.

“Hey, kid. Why don’t you come back to the castle with us? You could live in luxury.”

“Castle… I want to see a castle.”

“Well, then it’s settled.”

Not knowing any better, Anise was taken to the harem at Leazas Castle.

She wasn’t able to complete her mission and return to Chizuko’s tower…

GAME OVER

21
Check your Inventory.

If you have the Crest of the Fields: 23

If you do not have it: 76

22
“You shouldn’t fight… Don’t fight! Don’t fight! Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya!”

Anise broke into the struggle to stop the fighting.

“Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya! Hya……...!”

As she randomly attacked people in the fray, the fighting eventually stopped.

-->20

23
   *woosh~*

A collapsed building was all that greeted Anise.

“It sure is dusty here...”

-->52

24
“Mmm~... C'est si boooon~! It’s the voice of the universe… Mademoiselle.”

The weird guy (Mars the Great) pointed at Anise coolly. His eyes were set on the pot she was carrying on her back.

“What do you mean?”

“That is a splendid vehicle you have there. You must give it to me.”

“But… this isn’t a vehicle.”

“Aah, woe is me… Such a shame. The voice of the universe, licked by the eyes of the mind. Lulala Biribiri Electromagnetic waves...”

The weird guy (Mars the Great) spun around with his hands raised high in the air.

“Electromagnetic waves… Biribiri?”

“Yes, mademoiselle! Ahh, there it is~. Still such a fine vehicle… Please give it to me. For the sake of the Yamato River.”

“Yamato… This is for curry... Ah!?”

“Mmm Monamooour Shinozuka-kun shiawase sodaboooon”

The weird guy (Mars the Great) chanted a strange spell and the pot disappeared from Anise’s back.

“Thank you, my dear mademoiselle. Your kindness shall be stored in this crown for three months. Farewell, adieu.”

In an instant, the weird guy (Mars the Great) was sitting in the pot and flying through the air.

(Hohoho… Consider that dress my show of thanks. Maaar~vellous... Hohoho…)

“Clothes…? Hey, when did you…?”

Anise suddenly had a strange-looking dress on her back instead of the pot.

“What a weirdo…”

Remove the Pot from your Inventory and add the Trendy Dress.

-->71

25
The road turned eastward.

-->71

26
A three-way junction.

If you have 3 or more Cosmo Points, roll the dice.

If you roll a 1 or 2: 2

If you roll a 3 or higher: 3

Go north: 84

Go east: 1

27
“A school… Ah, that’s right!”

*ding*

Just then, a light went off in Anise’s head!

(If we’re going to make a curry with all these ingredients, we’ll need plenty of rice to go with it! So then we’ll also need a giant pot to cook it all in!)

Anise stumbled into the Zeth National Academy of Magic

“Oh, Lord Magic!”

“Ah, Anise…!”

Then, she ran into Magic in the hallway.

“...What, Chizuko wants to see me?”

“No, that isn’t it! Lord Magic, please direct me to the lunchroom!”

“Eh, what for?”

“It’s urgent business for Lord Chizuko; I need a large cooking pot. Please, show me the way!”

“I have no clue what you’re talking about… You’re hard to deal with even when you aren’t breaking stuff...”

“But, Lord Magic… Ah!?”

“W-what?”

Anise was suddenly startled, which caused Magic to reflexively look behind herself.

-->4

28
As the Zeth Army dealt with the aftermath of the battle, the general with a sun on his head (Alex) greeted Anise.

“Hello, Ms Anise. Are you going back to Lord Chizuko’s Tower?”

Return to the tower: 31

Return to the three-way junction: 75

Return to Main Street: 1

29
Some plains on the outskirts of the city.

If you have the Crest of War: 28

If you do not have it: 43

30
“Oh, that flirty guy isn’t here anymore…”

Since the flirty guy (Saias) wasn’t around, Anise could shop at her leisure.

“This is the product we most recommend.”

“Wow, it’s pretty.”

“It’s a golden gummy hanny gem for 700 GOLD.”

“I kind of want it… What should I do?”

If you have enough money, reduce your funds and add the Gem and a Lottery Ticket to your Inventory.

“Well, goodbye.”

“We hope to see you again.”

-->52

31
Accompanied by a group of escorts (guards), Anise returned to Chizuko’s tower.

“I’m back, Lord Chizuko!”

“Welcome home, you’re late… Well, did you at least run the errands I gave you? Do you have the onions, carrots, potatoes, and cow meat?”

Look through your Inventory and answer honestly.

It’s all right here!: 65

I’m a little short: 64

I didn’t get any of it: 80

32
There is a road to the west and a road to the south.

Go west: 75

Go south: 25

Return to Main Street: 1

33
A brick-paved street.

If you have the Horn: 26

If you do not have it: 55

34
“Put on your own shoes.”

“Aah, jeujeneur~... What a cold young lady… How lovely~...”

Anise left the store, ignoring the weird guy (Mars the Great) who continued dancing.

-->71

35
“Oh, but, um… I already bought a curry for us, Lord Chizuko! So even if we don’t have all the ingredients, you don’t have to worry about making it!”

“Oh, you bought curry…? That’s surprisingly thoughtful of you, Anise.”

“Yes, I worked my hardest to get it! It’s a curry from the very best restaurant in Zeth, Lord Chizuko! ...Oh, I’m so hungry… Let’s eat it soon!”

“Shut up! You aren’t eating anything!”

“Wh-why…?”

“Anise… Who said anything about that list being ingredients for curry?”

“Huh???”

“They were materials for a spell, you idioooooot~!!”

“Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih---!!”

Anise was sentenced to go two entire days without food.

BAD END

36
“What should I do… Yes, at times like this, you should always check your surroundings!”

Anise looked around swiftly.

“Oh… That’s!”

She spotted a familiar-looking tower in the distance.

Return to Main Street: 1

Go to the tower: 18

37
All that remained was the howling of the wind.

“I should go back…”

-->7

38
“...I should go home.”

Anise abruptly decided to return to the tower.

(...?)

Anise wasn’t sure how to get home.

Return to Main Street: 1

Look Around: 36

39
“It’s my job to make tea… So let’s go back to the tower.”

“Oh, wait… By ‘tower’ you mean Lord Chizuko’s place, right? You want me to come with you?”

As Anise started to walk away, she was hurriedly stopped by the cool guy (Saias).

“??? Yes, of course. I’m not supposed to make tea anywhere else.”

“No… Miss, that isn’t what I meant by going out for tea. I’d love to try your tea, of course, but I’m not very good at dealing with Lord Chizuko, you see.”

“Wh-wh-what!? You don’t like Lord Chizuko!?”

“Yes, well, you’ve seen the way she treats me, haven’t you? That’s why we should go somewhe-”

“How dare you!! Snow Laseeeeeeeeeeeer-!!”

“Eh… Why!?”

*ka-boom*

“Hmph… I did it, Lord Chizuko…”

“...Guess I was in over my head with this one… guh~...”

Anise defeated the cool guy (Saias)!

Increase your LV by 1.

Add the Crest of Fire to your Inventory.

-->52

40
“Surprise attack! Lightning!”

“Oh no!! This is what I was afraid of-!!”

Anise successfully destroyed the grocery store.

Increase your LV by 1.

Add the Crest of the Fields to your Inventory.

-->52

41
“...Whoever said those were ingredients for curry?”

“Eh?”

Anise was looking forward to getting praised, but was instead punched hard in the face by Chizuko.

“They were materials for a spell! Don’t make decisions on your own, idiot--!!”

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah--!!”

Anise completed the game but failed the mission.

BAD END

42
“A marble ball came out.”

“Special prize! Congraaaaatulations~! Here, your prize!”

“Here I am~. Hmhmhmm~.”

Suddenly, a weird guy (Mars the Great) appeared from under the lottery table.

“To celebrate our meeting here, I shall grant you one Cosmo Point.”

“Cosmo Point???”

“Well then, mademoiselle, farewell, adieu~”

The weird guy (Mars the Great) danced away.

Add 1 Cosmo Point to your Inventory.

-->12

43
   *clang* *boom*

The sounds of swords fiercely clashing and magic exploding echoed in the air.

“That’s… a group of young people fighting!”

A group of people can be seen fighting in the distance.

Stop them with magic: 82

Stop them with force: 22

44
An unfamiliar place (Fort Parapara).

If you have the Crest of the Aged: 37

If you do not have it: 15

45
“Uh… You want me to put your shoes on for you?”

“Yes, well, not quite… Place the left one on my right foot and the right one on my left.”

“Like this?”

“Haa Shiribiririri Thank you, mademoiselle. I shall grant you two Cosmo Points in return for your kindness.”

“Cosmo Points???”

“So long, mademoiselle, until we meet again. Farewell, adieu~”

*click*

“Ah!?”

Out of nowhere, a spotlight shone on the weird guy (Mars the Great). Then, the floor of the fitting room dropped down and the weird guy (Mars the Great) disappeared beneath it in a cool pose.

“...?”

Add 2 Cosmo Points to your Inventory.

-->71

46
“...I’ll take that ring. Yes, the light blue one. ...Oh?”

A cool-looking guy with bright red hair (Saias) was doing some shopping. He noticed Anise and smiled at her.

“If I’m right, you’re… yes, the young lady from Lord Chizuko’s place. What a coincidence, are you also out shopping?”

“Um… Have we met?”

“Hahaha, I just said we met at Lord Chizuko’s place, didn’t I? You’re an interesting girl. ...Well, I don’t believe our meeting here was just a coincidence; why don’t we go out for some tea and get to know each other a bit better?”

The cool guy (Saias) is hitting on you!

Go drink tea: 39

Attack: 78

Leave the store: 70

47
“A white ball came out.”

“3rd prize! Congraaaaatulations~! Here, your prize!”

*thud*

The lottery person handed over a large amount of onions.

Add Onions to your Inventory.

-->12

48
“That’s right, Lord Chizuko. Oh, and I even got you a souvenir! This weird alien guy gave it to me. It’s, um-”

“...Who said anything about curry?”

“Eh?”

Chizuko chided Anise in a low voice just as she took out the Trendy Dress.

A sharp punch was thrown soon afterward.

“Those were materials for a spell! Don’t prepare them by yourself, moron!!”

“Aah…!”

“But… Well…”

“...?”

The Trendy Dress was snatched from Anise’s hands as she flinched in anticipation of the next punch. Chizuko looked back at her and, as if to say “It can’t be helped”, let out a resigned sigh.

“...Since you got me this souvenir, I suppose I’ll forgive you. Let’s have dinner, go make some tea. We’ll have curry tonight.”

“Ah- yes, yes! I’ll go make it now!”

Anise rushed out of the command room and headed for the kitchen…

TRUE HAPPY END

49
“Butcher Destruction Beam!”

*ka-boom*

Anise successfully destroyed the Butcher shop.

Increase your LV by 1.

Add the Crest of Meat to your Inventory.

-->71

50
“Oh, If you have that kind of taste, please stay out of this store!”

“Huh? Oh…”

Anise was kicked out of the store.

-->71

51
“*sniffsniff* Mmm, smells good… Hah~...”

*ding*

Just then, a light went off in Anise’s head.

(If I just buy some curry and take it home with me, then I’ll save us the trouble of having to make it…!)

“??? Can I help you, miss?”

“Excuse me, cook lady! May I take some curry home with me? About 120kg, please!”

“Uh… Yes, yes you may. That will cost… 2,000 GOLD.”

(Yes! Great thinking, me! Lord Chizuko will praise me for sure!)

(Why is this girl so enthusiastic about curry… And why 120kg of it…?)

Regardless of their respective thoughts on the matter, the beautiful chef (Martina) agreed to prepare some curry.

If you have enough money, reduce your funds and add Curry and a Lottery Ticket to your possessions.

-->71

52
North Shopping District.

There is one store on the right side of the street and another on the left.

On the far right side of the street, there is an event hall.

Enter the store on the left: 59

Enter the store on the right: 21

Enter the event hall: 12

Return to Main Street: 1

53
The road goes on and on and on, east and west.

Go east: 44

Go west: 61

54
“Sakura & Pasta” restaurant.

“Welcome!”

A beautiful chef (Martina) greeted Anise with a ladle in hand.

“Ah… This is supposed to be the best place to eat in Zeth.”

“How may I help you?”

The smell of delicious food filled the restaurant.

Shop: 51

Attack: 6

Leave the store: 71

55
“Cow stampeeeeeede--!!”

“Wha-!?”

“--nyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanyanya…”

A large herd of runaway cows came barreling straight towards Anise!

If your LV is 60 or higher: 77

If your LV is less than 60: 57

56
“Wait… Old man, you’re the Black General?”

“That’s right. I still have some fight left in me.”

“So… Does that mean we’re in Leazas right now?

“Of course… Where are you from?”

“No way… An enemy country… And an enemy general! Your life is mine! White Destruction Beam!!”

“What the-...!”

*ka-boom*

Anise’s magic exploded before Barres had time to react. When the dust cloud had cleared away, the fort was no more…

Anise defeated Barres!

“Oh… The old guy said I could take as much as I want, so… I’ll take these potatoes and carrots. Thank you.”

Anise picked up the remaining vegetables from the rubble and left.

Increase your LV by 2.

Add Carrots, Potatoes, and the Crest of the Aged to your Inventory.

-->53

57
“Oh, I’m going to get hit…”

“--Watch out!!”

Just before Anise was run over by the herd of cows, a person jumped out from an alleyway.

*swoosh* *spinspin*

“nyanyanyanyanya… nya…”

When the cloud of dust swept up by the distant cows subsided, a familiar-looking man (Gandhi) stood before Anise.

“Are you alright, young lady? There are a lot of cattle running amok around here, so be careful.”

“Ah, yes. I’ll be careful.”

“Mm, a fine answer. Well then, I shall return to my travels. Farewell, familiar-looking girl! Wahahahaha, wahahahaha…”

The familiar-looking man (Gandhi) had miraculously saved Anise using his spin attack. Laughing loudly, he majestically made his exit.

“Thanks, mister.”

There are two paths: one to the south and one to the west.

Go west: 75

Go south: 25

Return to Main Street: 1

58
“I don’t need to go to school anymore.”

-->75

59
Jewelry store “Harmagedo”.

If you have the Crest of Fire: 30

If you do not have it: 46

60
“A red ball came out.”

“1st prize! Congraaaaaatulations~! Here you are!”

*thud*

The lottery person handed over a large amount of meat.

Add Meat to your Inventory.

-->12

61
The road splits east and west.

Go east: 53

Go west: 7

62
   “U-um~... Where’s the dressing room...”

“Yes, it’s right this way.”

There seemed to already be a customer in the dressing room. A strange-looking pair of shoes rested in front of the door.

(Wow, what weird-looking shoes… Lord Chizuko might like them.)

“Haah~, the electromagnetic waves are… beep-beep-beeping~!”

*bam*

A voice suddenly came out from the dressing room and the person inside slammed open the door.

“Oh… a weird guy…”

“Oh~... Ohohohooo~... Maaar~vellous~. Greetings, mademoiselle. I am your friend from the cosmos, Mars the Great.”

The weird guy (Mars the Great) is dancing around in the changing room.

If you have the Pot: 24

If you do not have it: 13

63
“Still training your tear glands, Lord Nagi?”

“Now it’s time to hone my concentration. I’ll peel each and every shallot until they’re all gone.”

“...Good luck with that.”

Anise left the area.

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64
Chizuko started to unpack Anise’s things.

“Hmph… A little!? Anise, you’re missing a ton!”

A bulging vein appeared on Chizuko’s forehead. Uh oh. Anise is in a pinch!

“Ah, that can’t be…!”

If you have either the Trendy Dress and the Curry, you may choose whichever you prefer.

If you have the Trendy Dress: 5

If you have the Curry: 35

If you don’t have either: 17

65
“I got it all perfectly, Lord Chizuko!”

“Hmm, that’s unusual of you, Anise… So, where is it?”

Chizuko looked around. Anise tensed up and cleared her throat.

“Yes, I’ve already taken care of everything! It’s all simmering in a pot as we speak! We just need to add the roux!”

“Huh... The roux…”

If you have the Trendy Dress: 48

If you do not have the Trendy Dress: 41

66
Check your Inventory.

If you have the Crest of Meat: 14

If you do not have it: 8

67
“Hrgh, a kidnapper…!”

“Non non non, mademoiselle. This is an invitation into space! Light years of dreams Lulala”

Anise was lifted higher and higher. The weird guy (Mars the Great) was already right in front of her.

“C'est si boooon~, next stop… Ack! What- what is that!?”

“Eh… It’s a cow horn.”

The weird guy (Mars the Great) was stunned by the horn Anise was wearing around her neck.

“Oh, that’s right… If I’m about to get kidnapped, I should sound the alarm!”

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh*

Anise blew into the horn as hard as she could. The sound echoed through the surroundings.

“Noooooo~, agh, how horrible…! Goodbye, Earth. Farewell, adieu~”

Anise was thrown to the ground and the disk carrying the weird guy (Mars the Great) disappeared into the sky at great speeds.

Anise wasn’t sure exactly what happened, but the threat had been stopped.

Go north: 84

Go east: 7

Return to Main Street: 1

68
“I don’t want to go to space, I still need to finish running the errand for Lord Chizuko…!”

“Hmm~...? An errand… What exactly are you looking for, mademoiselle?”

“Let’s see… here.”

Anise took out the shopping list as she floated in the air and handed it to the weird guy (Mars the Great).

“Hohoho, onions, carrots… Do not worry, mademoiselle. We’ll be able to find these very things where we’re going.”

“Oh, okay… I guess I can go, then.”

“Hmhm… Hmhmhm… Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm~… Then let us go, mademoiselle: your left hand and my right, joined together in the great vastness of the universe!”

“Yeah, okay… Your ship-thing seems kind of small, though.”

“Go, one hundred million point one way ticket to love~ Farewell, planet Earth. Adieu~”

“Wha-... One way… Uh…?”

*swoosh*

Anise’s question was drowned out by the rushing wind. The saucer carrying the two disappeared into the sky, leaving behind an orange-colored trail.

Anise completed her errand, but never returned to Earth…

GAME OVER

69
Check your Inventory.

If you have the Crest of the Stars: 73

If you do not have it: 62

70
“Tea is full of tannin.”

“Huh? W-wait… Hey! Come back!”

Anise left the store, leaving behind the cool guy (Saias) who was trying to stop her.

-->52

71
South Shopping District.

There is one shop on the right side of the street.

There are two shops on the left.

At the end of the street, there is a road going west.

Enter the store on the right: 10

Enter the store on the near left: 79

Enter the store on the far left: 66

Go west: 16

Return to Main Street: 1

72
When Anise approached the fallen group, she saw…

“Oh, there are a bunch of guys in green on the ground.”

“Kuh… Come in, mage unit! What was that attack? Where did it…?”

The two armies that had been fighting (a war) were the Zeth Army and the Leazas Army. The Leazas Army was destroyed, while the Zeth Army seemed to have a few soldiers left.

“...Oh, Ms Anise… So it was you…”

A general of the Zeth Army with a sun on his head (Alex) noticed Anise.

“Hello. Don’t fight.”

“What are you doing in a place like this…? Are you lost?”

“I’m not lost, I’m running errands.”

“So that’s it… Then you’re causing problems all over… U-uh, well, in that case, please stop by here on your way back. We’ll escort you to the tower.”

“Eh? But, aren’t you supposed to be working-”

“No, no. It’s alright. Or do you know how to get home by yourself, Ms Anise?”

“Um~...”

“You can always drop by here if you ever feel like going back to the tower. Please never act alone.”

“Yes. Thank you.”

“Hah...”

The general with a sun on his head (Alex) wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Return to the tower: 31

Return to the three-way junction: 75

Return to Main Street: 1

73
(Wow, this dress is so cute… And it’s just my size, too… I want to get it, but… Lord Chizuko said I can’t wear any clothes that don’t have a magic power control shield…)

“How do you like it, miss?”

“Oh, yes, it’s very nice.”

Anise quickly changed her clothes and left the fitting room.

“...On second thought, I will buy it. I’ll take this, please.”

“Of course. That will be 500 GOLD.”

If you have enough money, reduce your funds and add the Cute Dress and a Lottery Ticket to your Inventory. In this case, Chizuko’s tower will be partially destroyed two weeks later by Anise wearing clothing without a shield.

-->71

74
   “Are you alright, Lord Chizuko!?? What happened to the tower!?”

“...Anise… What are you doing here?”

Papaya was there.

“Oooh, so this was Lord Papaya’s tower. Phew crisis averted.”

“What are you saying!? 85% of my cute research facility is destroyed!!”

“Oh, I’m sorry! Please forgive me…!”

“I refuse. You can repay me with your body. I’ve always wanted to dissect you.”

“Hiiiii…!”

Anise was dissected by the angry Papaya.

GAME OVER

75
A three-way junction.

Go north: 83

Go west: 29

Go east (toward Main Street): 29

76
Fruit and vegetable shop “Yaominami”

“This is my favorite grocery store.”

“Hi-hiiii… O-oh, hi there, Anise... Wh-wh-what would you like today?”

As usual, Anise was greeted by a strangely frightened old man.

“Give me 15kg of onions, carrots, and potatoes, please.”

“Ha… haha… That’s quite the order… Just wait here and be quiet, please. Don’t touch anything, Anise.”

Shaken, the old man left to check the warehouse.

(What’s that old guy always so scared of…? I’ll get rid of him next time.)

“...hihihi~... A-Anise, I’m afraid I couldn’t get 15kg of each. We had carrots and potatoes, but no onions… Oh, please don’t get angry… *sniff*”

The old man came out of the warehouse with a tear-stained face.

“Oh, I see… Well, then just give me what you have.”

“U-uh, yes, that will be 120 GOLD…”

If you have enough money, reduce your funds and add Carrots, Potatoes, and a Lottery Ticket to your Inventory.

Attack: 40

Leave the store: 52

77
“Take this! White Destruction Beam!”

“--nyanyanyanyanyan-ack!”

Anise defeated the herd of cows!

“Hmm… They were indeed a formidable enemy. But now they look delicious.”

Add Meat and a Horn to your possessions.

There are two paths: one to the south and one to the west.

Go west: 75

Go south: 25

Return to Main Street: 1

78
“Lord Chizuko says to never go anywhere with strangers! Fire Laser!”

“I already told you I’m not a stranger… Kuh, counter Fire Laser!”

“Ooh, he’s strong… Then, Glacial Storm!”

*ka-boom*

“Guh… Sorry, Uspira…”

Anise defeated the cool guy (Saias)!

Increase your LV by 1.

Add the Crest of Fire to your Inventory.

-->52

79
Boutique “991/2”.

“Welcome!”

“Ah, hello.”

A beautiful saleswoman greeted Anise with a smile as she entered the pretty store.

If you have the Trendy Dress: 50

If you do not have it: 11

80
“Please wait a moment, Lord Chizuko. I’ll check.”

(Why do you need to look for it… Idiot.)

Anise fumbled through her belongings in front of the scowling Chizuko.

“Oh… Oh no… Oh no no no…”

“Wait, you didn’t get any of it!? Did you drop them somewhere!? ...Hold on, did you even get any of it to begin it?”

“Th-there’s no way!!”

“What!?”

“There’s no way I could have gotten any of it to begin with!”

“Are you serioooooous--!!?”

“Eek---!!”

Later that day, Anise was turned into a ******* by Papaya.

DEAD END

81
“This guy’s sketchy… White Destruction Beam!”

*ka-boom*

“Tres bieeeeeeen~... Gah”

Anise defeated the weird guy (Mars the Great)!

Increase your LV by 1.

Add the Crest of the Stars to your Inventory.

-->71

82
“Violence is never the answer… Take this, Lightning Laser!”

*ka-boom*

With one blow from Anise, the fight ended.

Increase your LV by 2.

Add the Crest of War to your Inventory.

-->72

83
In front of the Zeth National Academy of Magic

If you have the Crest of Rebellion: 58

If you do not have it: 27

84
Nagi’s Tower.

A heap of white-colored objects were piled high in front of the tower.

…?

When Anise looked closely, she noticed Nagi sitting among the mountains of white things.

If you have the Crest of Discipline: 63

If you do not have it: 9

Go back: 26