Oz Tortoise

"Oz Tortoise"

- on Mi Lordring.

About
Oz Tortoise was a bishop of the AL Church active throughout much of the LP Era and a major antagonist in Rance Quest.

A charismatic and adaptable man, Tortoise rose through the ranks of the AL Church by forging connections with influential people and exploiting them for personal favors. Always making sure to treat others with geniality, he maintained an excellent reputation with both the Church and the general public that enabled him to earn the respect and admiration of ALists everywhere. His work eventually led him to be appointed as one of the four bishops that served directly under the pope, where his cunning nature and affable demeanor gained him even greater goodwill. He became recognized as the unofficial second-in-command of the organization, and was entrusted with overseeing the activities of even his fellow bishops in the pope's absence.

While acting as a leading member of the Church, Tortoise became acquainted with Crook Mofus, the daughter of Pope Duran Teyuran. Believing her good looks and pious demeanor to be the ideal qualities for a wife, Tortoise made multiple attempts at proposing to her, but was bluntly rejected each time. He took no offense to this spurning, believing it to be further demonstration of Crook’s purity, and continued vainly trying to pursue her.

In the year LP0006, Pope Teyuran passed away, leaving the AL Church without a leader. In sacred tradition, the four bishops that had served directly beneath him were pitted against each other in a competition known as the Mulala Test to determine who among them would be chosen as his successor. The test required the bishops to carry out various holy tasks, such as performing miracles, excising spirits, and collecting Balance Breakers, people or things that threatened the stability of the world, to gain points, with additional points being given from votes submitted by the public. The bishop who scored the most points after several months would be recognized as the new pope and instantly be given all of the privilege and authority that came with the position. Due to his influential position among the bishops even prior to Pope Teyuran's death, Tortoise was viewed as the obvious front-runner in the competition by much of The Continent.

Soon after the Mulala test began, Tortoise made a concerted effort to gain the full support of the Kingdom of Leazas, the most economically prosperous nation on the Continent, by personally requesting its queen, Lia Parapara Leazas, to advocate for his candidacy. While Lia disliked Tortoise, finding his preening demeanor to be irritating, she recognized him as the most likely among the bishops to be appointed the next pope and agreed to endorse his campaign for the sake of consolidating relations between her nation and the AL Church. With Lia's approval, Tortoise ordered hundreds of Temple Knights, the Church's personal army, to move through Leazas performing as many tasks as possible to raise his score, taking full credit for their actions as their leader. To ensure that he would receive the complete backing of all of Leazas, he used money he obtained from businesses he had promised to grant special privileges to after becoming pope to bribe the priests in charge of overseeing all of the country's 1,077 to manipulate votes in his favor. With all of Leazas in his pocket, Tortoise solidified an early lead for himself.

During the events of Rance Quest, Tortoise entered Leazas Castle with a large group of Temple Knights during the night to perform exorcisms on any and all evil spirits that may have inhabited its halls. As the expedition was underway, he broke up a fight between the Temple Knight captain BS and the warrior Rance, who had coincidentally been moving through the castle to have a late night rendezvous with Lia. Ignoring BS’ suspicions, Tortoise allowed Rance and his allies to continue their business within the castle under the condition that they immediately report any evil spirits they came across to him and calmly went on his way.

Tortoise and his followers eventually encountered the Ghost of a maid that had been tortured to death by Lia years prior during their search. Despite her being far from the point of becoming an evil spirit and thus worth much fewer points, Tortoise resolved to exorcise the unfortunate Maid regardless and began performing an exorcism ritual. The process was interrupted at the last moment by Rance throwing a rock in Tortoise’s direction, allowing the ghost to escape. Not allowing his anger to show, Tortoise attempted to justify his actions to Rance by stating that the ghost would eventually become an evil spirit and that it was his duty as a servant of God to expel her. As he spoke, he noticed for the first time that Crook, now a bishop and his competitor in the Mulala test, was accompanying Rance. After briefly trying and failing to get her to explain her association with the other man, Tortoise chose to give up on collecting points for the day and exit from the castle. Before taking his leave, he granted the Temple Knights under his command permission to attack Rance’s party in retaliation for interfering with a sacred ritual, insisting only that they take care not to harm Crook.

Sometime later, Tortoise reconvened with the other bishops in the sacred chamber in the basement of the Holy City of Kaiz to discuss the actions of the Church in the place of the pope. While discussing mission work, Bishop Roule Enron revealed that less than five percent of the eastern nation of JAPAN had converted to ALism, with the vast majority of the country's people choosing to instead follow the local religion of Tenshiism. To overcome this obstacle, Tortoise proposed to covertly spread the black death, a virulent plague with a high mortality rate, throughout JAPAN and have AList missionaries offer relief aid to those willing to convert. Though Enron eagerly supported this idea, both Crook and Bishop Mi Lordring objected to it under the belief that killing non-believers was not something that the Goddess ALICE would approve of, preventing it from coming to fruition. While frustrated by their obstruction, Tortoise maintained a cool veneer and attempted to change the subject to various other hanging issues, only to continuously fail to reach any kind of agreement with his colleagues. After numerous unsuccessful discussions, the bishops separated to resume the Mulala test.

Shortly after the meeting, a new mandate was issued to all members of the Church calling for the destruction of an organization known as Shepherds, which had begun rapidly polluting the Souls of various people using mysterious devices known as Black Bracelets to prevent them from entering the reincarnation cycle. Using information gathered by his subordinates, Tortoise located the hideout of the Despair Group, a congregation of over 1,000 individuals with high soul pollution that had received a large supply of black bracelets from Shepherds, and began an operation to exterminate them.

Tortoise crossed paths once more with Crook and Rance, who had managed to survive their previous encounter, at the entrance to the Despair Group’s cave hideout. While he showed concern for Crook’s continued association with the other man, making a point to confirm that she was still wearing the Enchanted ring that protected her from the sexual advances of the opposite sex, Tortoise displayed no animosity toward her as a rival and offered to split the credit for destroying the organization with her. His congeniality immediately disappeared once inside of the hideout, however, where he ordered his temple knight subordinates to slaughter every member of the Despair Group they encountered regardless of their level of soul pollution. After killing the group’s leader and all who tried to oppose them, Tortoise commanded his soldiers to plaster the walls of the cave with gasoline and ignite it to produce a large fire that eradicated the remaining members, including women, children, and elderly, and their supply of black bracelets.

Tortoise later learned that Rance had gained possession of the Dark Sword Chaos, a high-level balance breaker worth a large amount of points in the Mulala test, after stopping an attack on Peperon Church by Shepherds. Approaching Biscuitta Burns, the head maid of Rance’s new residence of Rance Castle, he offered to purchase the weapon for the enormous sum of 200,000,000 GOLD but was immediately turned away, with Biscuitta reasoning that Rance would never agree to parting with it. Though vexed by Rance's repeated interferences in the competition, Tortoise chose to continue ignoring him in favor of focusing on claiming any other remaining balance breakers in the world ahead of him.

After many more months of work, the Mulala test concluded and the four bishops gathered beneath Kaiz once more to hear the final results. In preparation for the announcement of the final verdict, the four each received a parchment that projected their chances of victory based on the number of points they had scored. Tortoise was initially pleased by his predicted odds of 53 percent, which surpassed those of both Lordring and Enron, but was quickly shocked to discover that Crook had received an even higher score of 55 percent. Desperate to secure a win for himself, he hastily requested Crook to drop out of the competition by arguing that she was able to attain her current station through his assistance, and that his age and experience made him a better fit for handling the responsibilities of being pope. As additional incentive, he proposed marriage to her yet again, asserting that she was more suited to serve as the pope’s wife. His offer was flatly rejected by Crook, who reminded him that he had no right to attempt to go against God’s judgement. The exchange spurned Enron to also speak out against Crook’s candidacy, using the previous female pope Am Isuel’s abrupt abandonment of her position as proof that women were unworthy of leading the Church. Enron accused Crook of having corrupted her body by surrendering her virginity to a man, which she defended by stating that there was no mention of maintaining one’s chastity within the holy scriptures. Crook’s response further disturbed Tortoise, who grabbed her in anger and urged her to speak honestly about her chastity. The force of his motion shook the hair out of her face, exposing a blinded eye that she generally concealed from others; a physical flaw that shattered his image of her as a pure and perfect woman.

In a final effort to ease his distress, Tortoise demanded that Crook show her genitals to the other three priests to confirm the presence of her hymen. Recognizing that both he and Enron were beyond the point of reason, she obediently complied and exposed herself to them. To complete the impromptu “chastity test”, Tortoise spread Crook’s vaginal lips between his fingers and discovered that her claims of no longer being a virgin were indeed true. Horrified that the woman he had idealized had given herself to another man, Tortoise agreed with Enron's declaration that Crook had copulated with a Devil and insisted that she undergo a purification ritual before she could be recognized as pope.

To perform the purification ritual, Tortoise directed Crook to a second chamber beneath Kaiz and called for the Calpis Choir, a group of several young men who he had from birth forbidden from exiting the holy city. Believing their lack of contact with the outside world bestowed them with potent holy power, Tortoise commanded the Calpis Choir to begin repeatedly assaulting Crook's body for the ostensible reason of purifying it. In reality, Tortoise intended to have the Calpis Choir break Crook's body and mind ahead of the final verdict of the Mulala test could be given, removing her from the running and guaranteeing his place as the winner.

Before Tortoise's plan could come to fruition, the ritual chamber was broken into by Rance, who had traveled to Kaiz out of concern for Crook. Enraged by the sight of the Calpis Choir defiling Crook, Rance immediately killed each of its members, with Tortoise panickedly screaming for someone to apprehend the intruder so the same could not be done to him. The confrontation was suddenly stopped when the four bishops were called back to the sacred chamber to hear the final results of the Mulala test. Tortoise remained in the chamber for several hours as a verdict was decided, outlasting both Enron and Lordring, but was ultimately eliminated in favor of Crook. The loss made Tortoise completely lose his composure and he exit the chamber in blubbering tears. Fearing the consequences of his actions now that she was his superior, he fled from Kaiz alongside the similarly frightened Bishop Enron in search of a place to hide.

Tortoise and Enron were eventually taken in by Shepherds, who offered them shelter inside of the Tower of Babel, an enormous building they had constructed to use as a beacon to transmit negative emotions across the world. Tortoise's feelings of fear, shame, and rage were amplified while under the protection the protection of Shepherds, which led his soul's pollution level to rapidly increase. After only a few days within the Tower of Babel, Tortoise was overcome by his despair and hanged himself as a means of relief. Sometime after his death, Rance, Crook, and their allies stormed the Tower of Babel and defeated Enron and Shepherds, bringing the organization's activities to an end. Shortly afterward, two high-ranking members of the Church, Rob and Manikao, were elected to fill the vacant bishop slots left by Tortoise and Enron, in the process excising it of any lingering traces of their influence.

If Rance fails to rescue Crook in time after she is taken by the Calpis Choir, she will die from exhaustion before the Mulala test can finish, allowing Tortoise to become appointed pope. Tortoise declares Rance to be the enemy of all mankind immediately after being instated as pope and orders all of the world's ALists to hunt for and kill him. After learning that the leaders of the nations of Leazas, Zeth, and JAPAN have close ties with him, Tortoise brands them heretics and throws the world into a state of political dissaray. One year later, the Human Realm is ravaged by an attack from the Monster Realm, bringing an end to the current era of humanity. As this sequence of events results in a game over and directly contradicts with later games in the Rance Series, it is regarded as being entirely non-canon.