Space Thief Funny Bee:Characters

This page has a short summary of the characters and groups from Space Thief Funny Bee. Some characters might have their own page, so click on their name to see more.

Text that needs to be expanded tends to be spoilers or battle images if there is nothing to really spoil. Spoilers for characters with their own pages are found on there.

Funny Bee
Funny Bee is somewhat of an older thieving team. It was headed up by Sati's grandma before and was known all over the galaxy. As Sati inherited the team after her grandma's death, they got a reputation for only taking odd things. Both incarnations were more hobbyists than professionals, stealing things for their own enjoyment with money never seeming an issue.

Sati The older of the two, but certainly not the wisest. Tends to act before thinking. She is the main pilot and melee fighter of the two and technically also the team leader. Relies on Shiori for the thinking part.

Kouseiin Shiori The younger of the two and the more level-headed one. She reels Sati in before she does something too stupid. She is the 2nd pilot in charge of support (for warps) and ship weapons. She is also the one who plans the burglaries. She is completely useless in a fight and relies on Sati for that.

Lambda An odd ancient robot made by an ancient galactic civilization. Tends to support the duo as they are out on burglaries by watching the ship and making sure the systems work. He is also quite useful on a burglary himself, but someone needs to watch the ship.

Juno Their spaceship. It is quite advanced and based on technological insights gleamed from disassembling Lambda. It is the fastest ship in the galaxy. It even has a weapon that can ignore enemy shields.

Others
This covers character or groups of no specific affiliation. It is mostly in chronological order as they appear.

Gen The old man from the dubiously legal weapon shop. He (probably) made Juno and its weaponry as he likes to disassemble Lambda. Most of his weaponry is about as eccentric as he is. He likes both members of Funny Bee (despite teasing Sati) and particularly likes talking to Shiori due to her being able to keep up with him. He used to be a member of the old team himself. His assistant is named Sadakichi (?his grandson?) and he is set to take over in Gen's old age.

Master J The owner of the nearby space bar (群れなす男達のほっけ定食亭). Business is going well for him. He used to assist the old Funny Bee. Now he is an informant for the new one.

Leopala The 205th princess of the Egypt planet. Now stuck in a museum for the last 10 years due to a coup which she slept through. The large amount of sleeping is part of some ritual for eternal life. She is found in the museum Funny Bee tries to burglarize. She will tell them how to open a door for some Henderopa (the finest egyptian food), but that is impossible so they fight. She fights with her sleeping fist, curses and magical jewel. When beaten she tells them how to open the door.



Rena A security guard of the museum Funny Bee burglarizes. She helps the pirates in exchange for her little sister, but they do not uphold the bargain and plan to rape and kidnap her as well. She is saved by Funny Bee, only to be promptly knocked out so she forgets their involvement in the theft of the rabbit pillow.

Bloomer Cult A strange perverted cult holding a meeting on the 4th floor of the museum. Their goal is a to find young virgins (6-18), make them wear bloomers and then have sex with them as to attain godhood and enter the kingdom of the bloomer god (Paraiso). It turns out that the guru is actually Daimonji of the Space patrol.

Girisakku Benjamin An odd cook found just before the cooking tournament. Mixes in strange foreign words with his speech. He is just a moronic pervert. He claims his god hands can cook anything, but he is particularly good with cakes. His special ingredients are space drugs and potassium Cyanide.

He gets lured and KO'd by Funny Bee so they can participate in the tournament to get the legendary cup ramen.

Cham Pumpkin A galaxy idol who hosts the 127th galactic cooking contest. She also explains the simpler things.

Shuu Manpuku The 8th head of the galactic cooking contest judging pane. He is a wok wielding gourment who is considered to be the strongest in the galaxy. He wants the competition to go back to its roots with the challenges. He has a god complex and expects to be worshipped. He also bans anyone who he feels to be subpar from entering the competition ever again.

Kanako Chuumon She is the 7th space itamae, a high class chef, who travels the galaxy for the best ingredients and delicacies. She has won the every known cooking competition held in the last 2 years. As the current space itamae, she wields the Galactic Meteor Knife. A legendary ancestral DQlike weapon which she uses to cook and fight when needed. She is the final opponent in the cooking competition. She tries to fire Shiori up by revealing her mother (then head of the Kouseiin art of cooking) lost to the previous itamae. This seems to work, but Shiori's cooking ultimately lacks soul and she loses to Kanako.

This means Kanako gets the cup noodles, which Funny Bee sets out to steal. They get stuck in a locker as Kanako returns who then gets assaulted by space pirates who are after the same thing. She takes down one, but the other paralyzes and has his way with her. Funny Bee finally manages to barge out of the locker and takes him down.

After this it is revealed that she is the wife of Fuku, the Space Yokozuna.

Space Yokozuna Considered to be a natural force of justice. Has varying nicknames like "Just God of Destruction", "Demon of Destruction" and "Meaty Black Hole". He seems to live for justice. He travels around on his flying saucer in the form of a sumo ring. He is unbelievably strong as he is able to wipe tens of thousands of ships by himself using his hyper powered sumo moves. He is the loving husband of Kanako and will do anything for her. Will immediately go back home if Kanako calls him for dinner.

Catherine Turner A journalist for GCNN. As a human being from the Media planet, she possesses the ability to do a furious interview attack to make some answer questions honestly. She is co-host with the unseen Jeffrey Stanton. She is very dedicated to her job, even going so far as to act being raped so she can then interview her would be rapist when their guard is down. She appears in the final chapter of the game. She and her co-host take the opportunity to film the battle between Space Patrol and Space Pirates instead of a nature documentary about the flying horse heads in the area.

She even goes so far as to board the ship and try and interview the captain of the pirates. She seemingly gets raped by Emeraude, but she was merely pretending. She is still thankful to Funny Bee for wanting to save her. She tries to join up with them, but Ken knocks her out and brings her to safety.

Street Nazora A ?family? of odd individuals who all seem to want to play games. They have no affiliation and just show up in the space pirate ship to block paths and guilt trip you into playing their games.

Nazora is apparently the Japanese dub name of the riddler in the 60s Batman show and the character itself is similar in a way. The rest of their names are jokes based on the ever expanding list of Street Fighter 2 versions at the time (2/2 turbo and Super).

Space Patrol
An organization which exists to uphold peace. It is marred by bad rumors of which most seem to be true. The organization is filled with very weird individuals doing very odd things. Coroners eat corpses, inspectors torture to get the truth and an incompetent boss who appeared out of nowhere.

They chase after Funny Bee due to their panty shots (taken by random perverts) causing a large influx of money for criminal organizations who make pirated copies and sell them.

Gokumidou Ken A space samurai who looks more like a Yakuza member. He is part of thhe Space Patrol's 4th investigative section. He is a man who believes in justice and is seemingly getting disillusioned with the Space Patrol.

Inspector K An odd man who likes to sing songs and has a questionable fashion sense. He believes in justice, but seemingly thinks that his intuition is always spot on. The K apparently stands for Kichigai, meaning insane.

Chief Daimonji The current head of the Space Patrol. He believes he is the law and he decides what is allowed and how people are punished. He does not seem particularly good at his job and it is unknown how he came into power.

Captain Kishiyama A man who believes in space monsters and set up the Galaxy Defence Force. Has 3 sons who would probably be disappointed in him if they knew of his beliefs. He has scouted 4 members (Morodashi (モロダシ), Amaguri (甘栗), Anus(アヌス) and Kohashi(古箸)) who ridicule him when they find out what it is about. All of them are surprisingly weak despite being the elite as one attack from Kochou knocks them all out.

Spaceships They have smaller teardrop spaceships (text only) which seemingly act like police vehicles. Their larger ships are nothing special and seem standardized unlike the pirate fleet's ragtag assortment. Their flagship is the Messe Makuhari.

Space Pirates
The largest criminal organization around. They attack cargo ships, deal space drugs and kidnap girls to sell as slaves. The old boss has apparently been killed and the new boss has scaled up operations.

Weiss One of the bosses of the space pirates. He is calm and collected, but does not like failures much. He along with Albina seems to chase after the same odd items Funny Bee is interested in for unknown reasons.

Albina One of the bosses of the space pirates. She is more passionate and cruel, wanting to take down whoever opposses them She along with Weiss seems to chase after the same odd items Funny Bee is interested in for unknown reasons.

Space Ninja Kochou A space ninja in the employ of the Space Pirates. She is a skilled fighter who uses ninja moves and weapons capable of firing electric bursts or spitting flames.

She was sent to retrieve some items in the Space Patrol HQ, but accidentally ran into Funny Bee. This was fine for her as they were also targets due to the items they already had.

She chased them through the building until she was tricked into firing her flamethrower into a space drugs filled room which exploded (along with the gunpowder in the room). She was then assaulted and humiliated by a seemingly crazed Ken.



Silver & Talos Somewhat strong pirates (stronger than grunts at least). Silver is in charge of training girls to become proper merchandise and Talos seems to be his muscle.

They were easily dispatched by the Bunnytektor wearing heroines. Shortly after (less than an hour?) they returned as Silver (kai) and Talos Mk-2. Silver now has a harpoon dick and Talos is seemingly no different.

Funny Bee had a hard time with their upgraded forms as their powers were being surpressed. Ken easily cut them in half.



Emeraude A pirate girl who found Catherine sneaking around and captured her. She seems to enjoy breaking girls down into becoming her plaything.

She also has a protector (power armour) called the Queentector which allows her to drag people into her Queen space-time. This makes her three times as strong whilst her opponents are three times as weak. She fights with her electrified whip and flaming fan.

Despite this she was beaten by Funny Bee and Catherine only pretended to be broken to interview her.



Gonta-kun & Noppo-san Two very perverted pirates who can only think of sex upon seeing a woman. They seem fine with men they deem "good" too, like Ken. Noppo is the one in the back and Gonta the one in the front.

They were summoned up by elevator when Funny Bee called for it by pressing the Ani and Ki buttons. They then assaulted their eyes and starting fighting them. Their attacks are equally weird, like their used tissue attacks, outpouring sweat or corrosive semen.



Ships They are pirates so their normal ships tend to be a ragtag bunch of regular ships. Their flagship is the Death Shadow, a huge ship 1000 KM in length. It uses a 2 stage proton laser which melts defenses and then fire a second laser to cause a shockwave inside the ship or to destroy the outside if it survived. If that fails it also has the Degeneration cannon (as in degenerate energy levels) which is a giant energy beam that can wipe out entire fleets with just one shot.